Monday, December 22, 2008
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Back from the Land of Perdition, the Titian that screams It was always faced the nth drama of my miserable existence.
His cheerful, psychopathic family decided to cut (thankfully only conceptual for now) to my sexual identity as he was broadly conceived, and turns to me talking to a she.
The Big Guy had to sell and export defects, but at least has always respected my manhood. the Addams Family instead decided to continue this absurd result, and declared war on the masculine pronouns.
All this, alas, in addition to being humiliating, I costringea look inside, avoiding the chicory and organic carrots that I gorge.
I still have not realized that I did wrong.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Summary Of Deathwatch Chapters
While thanking all those who have crowded the hall of Jambalive on 30 November, we will update you on a couple of innovations that affect us.
New Site
restailizzazione We are working on our site, which suffers a bit 'of the fast passage of time. It 'obvious that with new technologies, we can finally have a platform in which, very simply, it is possible to find info on our activities and at the same time to have an eye all our ProdAzione. The new site may even be on line by the end of 2008 at the old address www.bernardaweb.com.
Mazinga yarn guide 3
The third episode of our saga of the Genovese robot built with waste material will be available online in conjunction with the release of our new site, so you can look like a beautiful girl with makeup in order and the dress right in the eyes of those who will pass through Mazinger yarn guide 3.
Into Sarvegu
Meanwhile, to satisfy your hunger for dubbing this is our first "film" on the images of the trailer for Into the Wild. Mentelocale spoke here the articiolo.
http://www.mentelocale.it/modi_mode/contenuti/index_html/id_contenuti_varint_22614
Meanwhile, we count to produce ...
Thanks to all and happy holidays!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
11 Days Past Ovulation Mucus
rush!
Sunday, November 30 starting at 19 to Jambalive of Rapallo.
will send the world premiere of Mazinga Zetti 3 (where it has worked in the role of a tyrant even Milan Tank Rocco Elio e le Storie Tese) as well as five "Lost Episodes" of Hey, Dina and edition Genovese film Into The Wild (Into Sarvaego ) in addition to prodazioni other.
The Jamba-Kitchen will churn all sorts of delicacies for a drink tex-mex not stop. ( http://www.jambalive.it/ )
And Reds with Rocco tank on the day of dubbing

gratuitissimo Entry is not mandatory but unlimited drinks.
We invite the press to spread like crazy!
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Monday, November 17, 2008
Funniest Baby Congrats


The first is the quintessential groupie, author of a couple of autobiographies of great success, I'm with the Band and Take Another Little Piece of My Heart (first published by Castelvecchi as I'm with the band), and two books of gossip about the world of rock / media / etc (Let's Spend the Night Together and Rock Bottom, the first of which was also published in Italian, with the same title, Castelvecchio), among its many achievements of late sixties we Noel Redding, bass player of Experience, the group of Jimi. Cynthia is another groupie, famous for inventing the idea of \u200b\u200ba rock star cast of the bird, which has specialized since the late sixties. His early models have their own Hendrix, for which you need a dose of material to be calculated much higher than the norm: "It has the biggest deal I've ever seen! "Cynthia writes in her diary. The two attend the Experience in the same period and not contribute much to the attention of Jimi, Noel and for those (even if submitted to Cynthia Plaster Caster, the bass player gets excited too, and if in the case of the problem is that Jimi " not become soft 'and then the two casters have trouble extracting it, in the case of Noel find themselves uncomfortably with a cast "like a worm). So the two have an understanding "first hand" on the matter. In the documentary film that Vivid attached to offers for sale, Pamela and Cynthia focus on the identification of the protagonist of the loop, he believes that this is just Jimi. The clothing and hair that is seen seem to coincide with his. The argument is strong, however, another: "What the fuck is Jimi Hendrix, and I should just know," says Cynthia at the end of the loop.
Cynthia itself produces the original cast of Feb. 1968, which is superimposed on that of the fast loop, obtaining a mating (at least according to the director). The other two provide useful information, particularly Des Barres said he knew that Hendrix 'liked filming himself while having sex. " Dial adds, in a caption, Vivid think that "you have identified the person who in 1969 turned this 8 mm; but this was declared unavailable for an interview and then," for legal reasons, "one can not cite name. The idea that Hendrix will be featured in a home movie hard is neither shocking nor span the air. In the late sixties, in the sphere of culture and counterculture, between beats, hippies and various revolutionary, in an atmosphere imbued with utopianism and sexual liberation, and participation in a hardcore loop could well be seen as a subversive act, as a way to fight the system and do not conform to his decrepit moral values. Among the avant-garde art in New York or Paris via the explicit sex in film is less unusual than you might think today, and Hendrix is \u200b\u200bfully involved in this climate.
On the other hand, careful observation of the loop reveals, even to non-experts professionally Hendrix, some discrepancies, the first of which is that, on closer look, the black of the loop is only apparently similar to the musician in the second rise, even assuming that the black loop resembles Hendrix (which is very questionable, as we have seen), a similarity is not sufficient to establish identification, in the late sixties with the blacks afro hair, mustache and bandana abounded streets of American cities, without bothering to show statistics, or mention the Black Panthers, one need only recall the various impersonator of Jimi, or perhaps that Delvert Turner, guitarist and frontman of different groups, on its similarity and proximity friendship with Hendrix built his entire career. In short, black loop certainly has the physical characteristics in common with Jimi, but this is certainly not enough to be able to assert their identity. Finally, a question of context: the loop is typical of a certain style of production, still characterized by secrecy.
We have a hotel room, poor furnishings, a certain technical limitations of expression: if the protagonist Hendrix had really been that there would need to shoot in those conditions? Why not do it in the rooms of the rich who often stayed in the hotel? Or maybe in his fabulous villa? It might suggest that the home movie was made in order to give the impression that the star was Hendrix. Whether that is a kind of "fake page". This is the view of Matthew Ceschi, one of the greatest Italian hendrixologi. The show even the "mistakes" (for example, the two rings on the wrong hand of the notoriously left-handed Hendrix, and perfectly equal, from our favorite combination ever), which would indicate a certain degree of closeness, not superficial knowledge, habits of the guitarist.
Ceschi There are two hypotheses: a kind of spoof or orchestrated by his friends, or something more serious, some maneuver plotted against Hendrix, for example by its producer Mike Jeffery, who not only evaded most of the guitarist earnings (placing them in off-shore accounts), but make every effort to control it, thanks to its connections with the CIA and organized crime. The home movie may have been conceived as a means of blackmail, or something like that. This would explain both its construction and its poor and illegal, "flooding" in the following decades, and the randomness of its recent re-emergence. In any case, even if ceschiana the hypothesis of the 'fake author' was confirmed, the point is also confirmed: as the fact proves charming and even fruitful in terms of cultural, good Jimi has never shot a home movie hard.
Monday, November 10, 2008
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
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The Addams Family, after a brief period of honeymoon, decided he did not want me anymore.
Yesterday there was a vote and with 3 votes to 1, it was decided to send me to Amsterdam, from Titian to Scream Again (now a little less).
Reasons:
- my lack of participation in cultural activities by the family
- my unwillingness to swallow the remains of vegetable passed off as first fruits
- their lack of appreciation of the way I communicate with in the hours when the rest
Only Baby Home has shown itself willing to keep me under their roof.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
My Parents Gave Me The Diaper Punishment
Guy Grosso was the best with its direct and brutal attacks (alas, how were brutal), or both, Feline Blacks with their evil eyes that stand out on alternate days before my impregnable little cage?
had better wake up repudiating the sunlight that made me readily apparent from the Big Guy or hatred sound of bells gives you a good morning voice, subtle feeding my uncertainties about the future?
was better but some prolonged agony, or death in ambush by unknown persons on each foot?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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Tizie Canterine hate to quote from the content a little busy, but I have to.
I have observed them long enough, these guys Strange with all their friends, so I think I know them well enough to understand and even when they are no longer able to exercise their tyranny / psychosis on me.Nell 'last month, Guy Grosso was almost forgotten in my life-course, exceptions have been rather painful and Titian, who always screams stopped stroking air-spirited in the middle of the night . The guy is obsessed with Jazz disappeared from day to day, not that I did not expect but it was still traumatic, and spoke a strange language that Titian seems to have returned to his den of guys who spoke a strange language.
The amount of trash and junk that have managed to accumulate in recent months-years' residence deserves a special prize, a riconoscimento.Così as the amount of people in recent months managed to gather, without actually putting too much effort-before my eyes in disbelief and appalled deserves recognition.
deserve recognition of their ability to stay awake for hours talking to the magic box and each other relentlessly, and that their perverse pastime of you remember? that if one does not know them believed to have lived a thousand years, deserves the recognition he sacked groceries with grace and education of the old Titian and being able to get down to love a little bit from everyone in this quaint neighborhood.
And now, they deserve my compassion, these lost puppies without their fix from Tana in the world and we want them to scoprirlo.Ancora few days with Titian that screams Always, and then maybe I'll go myself.
I never succumbed to the feeling, I'm a pet all in one piece, io.Ma although some say that I can not close my eyes, I keep tightly closed in these days, because we free thinkers hate the ending.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Jeans That Cover My Stomach
I never knew boredom.
They say that the captive lead to alienation and loss of motivation for me is people who never experienced the wonderful and comforting feeling to have a cage that separates you and a bloody Big Guy who wants to vent his bestiality on YOU.And of 'indescribable sense of security that those four iron bars give you ... not even cross my poor mother would have known me feel this way.
Eradication is always painful and that their hands every time you sneak into my refuge eager to interact, I feel like dying.
But death comes slowly and slow approach of Tizi Strange to my hairy shell there is nothing: it is an escalation of threats confused, sweet words, salad leaves and clumsy attempts to kill me.
Life has been generous with me, because in the midst of this torment has provided me with valuable and trusted friend who knows how to lick my wounds, and comfort me back on my feet. It does not ask for absolutely nothing in return.
Thanks.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
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He's always yelling andata.La Titian, who recently took my defenses against the psychosis of the Big Guy, he's gone after blatantly ridiculous to let her go with the advice and warnings his friends to protect my Strange - ancillary-survival. Do not pay this ridiculous show, and the victim of strong feelings of guilt, has sown tickets for the miners Tana reminding Tizi Strange that I exist.
I deliberately ignored me, now it turns out that I was simply not well marked.
My plan to escape using the intrusion of the old Titian is well punto.Ora let's see how does the Big Guy, now known as the Nemesis of my species.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Provision Certificate Letter
the guys are Strange Fruit, almost feel sorry for them and I wonder if it is not appropriate to give a zampa.Rimasti in three, after Titian also spoke a strange language that he's gone, have in common and implicit agreement decided to stop fighting against external forces that would turn them into Tizi Normal and have indulged in a grotesque and less demanding lifestyle that I have to admit, brings out the best of their ability . When asked what
Today we eat? the Big Guy gets up from his perch and electronic leaps and bounds reach the place from which to develop Well the food along with his faithful companions a strategy that allows them to feed themselves with dignity: it is he who usually deal with the physical preparation of rations, while others Two hard-working like bees darting out of the Tana to procure bread, beer and onions.
After feeding, the beasts back to their magically mysterious occupations, which in addition are involved magic screens, papers and mats of various kinds ... "Hamlet" before the issue of nutrition is raised again, just call them awakening from the torpor is a brownish substance, warm sound and that in turn prepares to blackmail one of them (the Titian that Scream Again, peace to his gray matter, is particularly adept at the fire and forget it remember twenty minutes later, when the whole is Tana surrounded by an unmistakable odor of burning) and with touching generosity shares with others.
The floor of the Tana is now covered with various objects and minor, that the guys moving listlessly kicking or-if you are particularly active pull-jokingly trying to kill him.
In all this, my cage is miraculously become the place as clean as the Tana, and in fact expect to be evicted at any moment.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
427 Sssilvarodo Are They For Sale
expert in criminal cases, unaccustomed to dealing with victims of torture and psychological abuse, only vegetarians.
No time wasters, no smoking, Pisa, Tizi Grossi, jazz lovers, followers of Satan or Paola Turci, fanatic of the onion, Rugby players, Balsamo fetishists, lovers of fried couch potatoes, Tizi without Erre, alienated, guitarists, flutists, intercoms, brewer, Mexican, Roma (he's been a few), dogs, cats, ovoviviparous, canaries and rodents in small denominations.
For reasons of force majeure (force only, no gray matter), please knock on the door and fired four shots short two long (for legs with / three scrapes powerful claws and a less strong) only between four and five in the morning on weekdays.
E 'appreciated the use of explosives, edged weapons and strategies to counter the insidious and cruel enemy.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
How Does This Wax Looks Like
Suddenly, they realized that I grew up. Not because of their loving care, I want to reiterate this.
The guy who spoke a strange language is gone, and that Titian Scream Still can not simulate even a little dispiacere.Io fortunately exempt from expressing emotions that are not related to my basic needs.
There seems to be a crackdown against the guys who spoke a strange language and the language of these since I do not speak here, I begin to think that I shall return even to the sender, because the paper is not what is called a piglet production.
After all, India is not male.Così told his great-grandfather, at least.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Chandragutti Karnataka State
Throughout his bombastic beauty, he returned to the Big Guy.
But it's been a power failure.
Yes, this room where you eat my sad and bitter days in captivity will be dark, it seems, until this Minguzzi, the guy who should take care of Tizi Strange, is not will move his back (so the rant Titian civilization has always yelling shortly before).
As someone said, I hope the transition is fast, and never come back.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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guinea-pigs we also remember him in our stories.
E 'was bitter, cruel, individualistic, spietato.Speziato.
He won, deluded and loved.
But how would his white horse, without him?
What we would teach the cold Russia, who would have deceived the poor Foscolo, compared to those who would be the guy who always laughs and does not stop Never?
I'd be a pig than without him.
Thank you, wherever you are.
Ei fu. Because still, given the
mortal sigh, stood the bare
orba from time immemorial breath,
well beaten, stunned
the earth is the nuncio,
dumb thinking man's last hours
fatal
not know when a similar footprint
pie 'deadly
its bloody dust
will trample on. He
brilliant in Solio
saw my genius, and was silent;
when, instead assiduous
fell resources and lay, of a thousand voices to
Sonito
mixed his did not:
maid servant of praise
and cowardly outrage, or moved to sudden rises
long-range shots;
urn and releases a song
maybe that will not die.
From the Alps to the Pyramids, Manzanares
from the Rhine, that's a sure
was holding the lightning flash behind;
Scilla burst from the den, from one to another
Tues
was real glory? For posterity will judge
: nui
chiniam the front of the Massimo
Maker, who wanted him in his mind of the creator
larger footprint print.
the storm and anxious
joy of a great design,
the anxiety of a heart that is
restive, thinking of the kingdom
and comes and takes a prize
that it was madness to hope;
and tried everything: the greatest glory after
The danger, escape and
victory
the palace and the sad exile;
twice in the dust,
twice on the altar. Ei is
He named two centuries,
against each other armed
subdued him turned, as if waiting
fate;
and fe 'silence, and sat down
arbitrator among them.
and disappeared, and the day in idleness
closed in so short a bank, a sign of immense
envy and deep piety,
of inestinguibil
and hatred of untamed love. As the head of the sinking
s'avvolve wave and heavy,
the wave on which the poor, but even now
high and tense,
scorrea sight to discern
remote shores in vain;
this on the quell'alma
combination of memories came down.
How often narrating himself to posterity
business, and ethics
pages fell
the tired man!
Oh, how often, the tacit
a day die of inert
lie close to the lightning-rai, sen
her arms folded, stood
, and the day we were
assalse to recollect!
and rethink furniture
tents, beaten and valleys, and lightning
de 'handpieces,
and the wave of the horses, and an excited
powers and swift obeyed.
Ouch! perhaps as much havoc
fell the spirit yearns,
and despair, but it was a valid
man from heaven, and more breathability
pitiful air transport
and the launch pei flourishing
path of hope,
fields forever and premium
that want to advance,
where silence and darkness
the glory that had passed.
Bella Immortal! beneficial
Faith triumphs accustomed to!
Write this one also, merry;
most superb
height of dishonor to Golgotha \u200b\u200b
ne'er be lowered.
You tired from ashes
disperses each estuary word
Ildi that lands and raises,
that breathless and comforting,
on deserted coltrice
beside him put
Monday, April 28, 2008
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screaming Yesterday I did a little toddle around the room, muttering phrases dull that I fear to be directed at me.Poi, since I did not have much to do (and I'm also a little disgusting that filth) are returned in my gabbietta.Quella stupid not believe: he started to scream in the direction of Titian Mad in the other room, repeating that they are stupid for being put in jail alone.
I say, should be a clear message that, no?
How to intuitive are in bad shape.
I again risked dying of hunger.
Those unfortunates, whose life seems to pass between a charge and the other, are well thought of forgetting to buy my beloved sow.
Amazing the things that have attempted to saziarmi:
- moldy biscuits Habsburg era
-muesli that has damaged Strange that saw the fall of the Wall that divided the Lair of the guys who talk about barking
- cucumbers prehistoric
spelled-Pleistocene
And then exaggerating to complain.
the guy obsessed with the Jazz began to make sport.E 'so obsessed that he started doing push-ups while the other looked at the box Tizie Magica.La Titian CheUrla always told him he looks at some Orlando.
Who knows who he is.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
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The guy who spoke a strange silences me, when I point out that I'm hungry.
It 's a fascinating conversation: I repeat that I would take a handful of seeds and I'd be dumb as a fish, and he is anxious to do SHHH, SHUT UP! E 'a waste of breath for both.
The Titian has done that Shouts Always the fourth cake into ten giorni.E 'absurd to see a Titian that has gone on to soups ready to scramble in a double boiler, melt the butter and beat the egg whites until stiff. To tell the truth, the guys seem to like this Strange to its ultimate form nevrosi.Ovviamente me even a crumb.
I can not tell the guy obsessed with the Jazz, since it accurately pretend not to see me.
must really consider myself a useless creature.
do not know why, but a little thing I am trying to compose a symphony ferisce.Sto arpeggio on the bars of the cage, but he said that even if they accorge.E spend hours on that strange instrument, and the sounds should be sensitive.
Sure, maybe if I could produce the flat would be different.
I do not have many chances to live out qua.La reality is that they thought we were alright in the end I understood why fare.Ho will give me all that food-is the only form of attention have for me.
They want to put in a pie or some high-calorie pasta ... you will make a sumptuous banquet of my poor meat.
And to think I was a guinea pig with high hopes.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
What Does The Shoulder Pain Feel Like In Ectopic?
No news from the Big Guy, I begin to think it ran off with a butcher or the owner of a kebab, food unknown to me but in the I hear as if it were something tastier than hay.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
3rd Twin Birthday Party

Thursday, April 17, 2008
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Yesterday the guy came back to Feltre, the one who tried to attach it to the PC screen to compare my profile with that of a mouse ...
joker was pretty well yesterday, I was finally explore the table-even if the Mad Titian Titian and Scream Again that were not at all enthusiastic about the whole thing-happy, then he is saddened because no one has ever organized a party for Titian that he and Scream Again has promised him that I am not a memorabile.Spero close, when it happens: it seems to be quite catastrophic events ...
this morning, too early for my taste, even the guy is back with fixes in Jazz ... I do not know what happens to these guys, however, he is the guy in Feltre have stayed together (maybe I should say to Titian that I secretly smiled ...)...
There however, too much traffic in this house and I begin to fear for my old age, if it was to get there.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
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I do not claim to be a specimen of the intelligence superiore.Mamma I always said that in her opinion the only chance of success for me was a good marriage.
Then Mom died in his campaign, he has never seen the city as I, so they say, I live in the center.
by staying in my house I have seen very well with the habits of Tizi Two Zampe.Alla end make me almost tender, they are puppies.
It passionate about everything, they get angry for everything, believe everything.
their child must have this bitterness to dominate in the management of the biggest problems, such as who should control the Tana, who provide food, who takes care of the puppies and their moms, who teaches the important things. .. must be why I think that from today the Tana will command the guy who always laughs Strange.
must be why many guys with two legs and are very angry these days tristi.In have not seen them very certain about who should be in control of the Burrow, but they were quite sure about who does not comandarla.Probabilmente they work that way, you choose the Head going to exclusion.
I do not know much, but so much at risk: there may be someone worthy of making the head with each other?
Someone who takes care of the Tana, even those who have not claimed since the end of the Tana belong, someone to keep clean-and do not put dirty things in a corner-someone who is wonder what will happen to the puppies when they grow up, accept that someone who is new in the den, because we're a species known for its hospitality, someone who agrees with us hares, snakes and birds because we respect each other and live ...
Mah.Forse are two very different worlds, one of the guys with two legs and ours.
I, if only for the quantity of SUPPLY that provides the community, I think to choose as the Commander Guy Grosso.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Why Do I Have Swollen Ankles After Drinking?
I must have done something he's sbagliato.Il Guy Grosso andato.Nessuno longer use me as a ping pong.Nessuno more calling me "Rat Shit".
If Titian also gone mad.
the guy obsessed with the Jazz is now fixed in a place far from here called Irlanda.Perlomeno think: so I mean the green pants with the sheep, the Irish flute and endless gadgets on which stands the stranger and cubital word "Guinness."
Always The Titian yelling screaming a little less, because raucedine.Quel sympathetic with Rasta Guy continues to give the criminal because it keeps me locked in this dark antro.Ma no arguments too bad ...
The hippie movement will never win.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
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First I was afraid
I was petrified
I never think I can not live with Them by my side
But I have spent so many nights
escaping from those crazy gusy
And i grew strong
I learned how to carry on
And so they're sad
because of rain
I just smile and wait for food
untill they remember I'm still alive
I just don't care about their mood
I just don't care if there isn't food
Just waiting for better times to come
And a Rasta Hero to rescue me
.....
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my squits to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
Sunday, April 6, 2008
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observer is not an end, but I have no idea that the guys have some problems with Strange socio-cultural interaction lately. I never believed in the melting-pot, because Western society has for centuries been based on homogenisation and his own supremacy results from the removal of differences. anyway.
The Big Guy in these two days is uncomfortable with the advance of hip-hop in our culture and expresses unflattering comments on the main exponents of the ghetto culture. The Titian Titian and the always screaming mad against flying listlessly, as is the Big Guy who procures the food in here and performed in preparation of the two gargantuan dishes ... Tizie, it was not for him, would go ahead with raw vegetables and soups.
The Titian who always wants to denounce the Scream Guy Grosso for abuse, I do not know whether to you or to me-this last option shows little critical self-awareness.
Lately, the hobby is going to throw them more multivitamin pills before the war and chocolates in the process of decomposition.
E 'dead even Charlton Heston and I do not know where to turn for the Protection of Civil Rights of guinea pigs. I thought the guy who Fast and Still Not Slimming Mai, but I fear we miscommunication.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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The Big Guy does not try to shave the back with an electric razor
The Mad Titian was not convinced to have established a connection with my soul because I saw while I was agitated change the water
Always The Titian that screams I do not because I have declared war on vice
There is no Titian Old Speaks What Strange that erupts without warning in this dump (and I'm still a guinea pig) and is not if it is not the threat of the use of tear gas
the guy without hair and the guy with a little more hair they decided to get drunk on betrayal
not the guy with Rasta wants to break free and take me to live with his friends Piccioni
It's all very well.
do not see why it should not.
Everything's fine.